A dangerously honest notebook for the secret unwell.

📑 FLIP Through the Madness

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This isn’t a notebook. It’s what barely holding it together looks like… on paper."

Voiceover included. Emotional stability not guaranteed.

📖 What’s Inside the Book

✅ Checklist That Actually Means Something

• Burnout Bingo
• Exit Readiness Tracker
• "F-this Job" Number Calculator

🧨 Corporate Confessions

• Secrets you and the receptionist know
• Resignation letter Andy & Kristin may or may not have used
• "Final Day" to-do list: including "ghost Karen"

📷 Sample Pages

• Burnout Bingo
• Work Secret Page
• Resignation Template
• Mood Tracker

🧠 Existential Prompts That Hit Too Hard

• “What’s the most honest Slack message you never sent?”
• “Write your resignation letter. Don’t send it… yet.”
• “Draw your real org chart (with real titles)."

🚶 Maze Pages

• Navigate your workplace like the psychological labyrinth it is
• Ending page: "You’re out. You always could’ve been."

"Every page is slightly unhinged. And yes — it’s meant to be."

🧐 This Book Is For You If:

• You rage-typed a resignation letter (then deleted it)
• You scheduled a "Mental Health Hour" then rage-walked to get boba
• You’ve ever heard "we’re all family here" and wanted to scream
• You hate your job, but want your stationery to slap

💼 Ready to Escape?

📙 Buy the Print Edition (Amazon)

🔗 Get the Notion Digital Version (Stan Store)

🎁 Gift It to a Coworker

🚩 Final Word

Not a journal.

Not a joke.

Just a notebook that finally makes sense.

#WTFWasThatPlace

#TheExitDiary

#LinkedOutNotBurntOut

“The most emotionally unhinged notebook ever disguised as stationery. Flip through it here — before HR finds it.”